This was the kind of event you know two things about as soon as you hear about it; one is that you don?t want to go and the second is that you know your wife will make you go. Two people my wife used to work with were getting married on Halloween night so the invitation was for a ?costume? wedding. I have never heard of such a thing and I was not thrilled but as time rolled by I had talked myself into the idea of attending, It was going to make my wife happy and who knows, if the alcohol is flowing maybe something crazy may happen. Well, I am certainly glad that I did as it turned into one of the most interesting nights of my life. Who knew something really crazy would happen and of all people, my lovely conservative wife would be right in the middle of the action.
I was not a big fan of dressing up for Halloween and a Halloween wedding? Why in the world did I say yes to that? I decided to wear a pinstripe suit with a gangster hat. This along with my toy machine gun made a cool looking gangster outfit. It was fairly comfortable and was a pretty cool costume, maybe this wouldn?t be such a bad night after all.
I knew my wife was going for the cowgirl look but I had no idea that it was going to be such a sexy cowgirl. My wife is very pretty and pretty darn sexy for a 40 something BBW. She has short curly blonde hair, she always keeps her fingernails well manicured and she has sweet red polished succulent toes. She stands about 5?2 with a curvy body with large breasts. She was wearing an all denim outfit which consisted of a denim bra like top, a little denim vest that made it a little more modest, a fairly short denim skirt and.....
"Sorry, I have to put my foot down, you know I hate cowboy boots with a skirt." I said as I looked at my sexy wife up and down.
"Don't worry Sweetie; I am wearing my blue pumps. This cowgirl is more barefoot than boots." We both laughed as she knows me and my foot fetish so well and she also knew that when we were on our way to pick up her best friend Sally and she told me that Sally?s husband had gotten out of going I might get mad so she wanted to entice me with her outfit as much as possible. Sally is my wife's best friend and she is 50 something. Sally is a few inches taller than Shelley with a few less curves and she was dressed like a gypsy as she walked towards the car. She had a sexy gypsy type outfit on with a silky pink hair scarf in her curly blonde hair, a white and pink silky gypsy dress that was about knee high and slippers that hid her pink colored toes. She looked pretty hot as well and I teased them both about how suggestive these two conservative housewife types looked in their costumes.
?Just wait until we get there. These folks can be a bit flamboyant so there is no telling what you may see." Sally said in response with my wife adding.
?But don't get too excited Sweetheart, these are not a bunch of supermodels." My wife laughed along with Sally as she spoke about the crew of ex co-workers they would see at this wedding.
The wedding and the reception were both in the back yard of the happy couple. It was a nice cool evening and was very pleasant weather for the party. Shelley and Sally were right about the crowd at this extravaganza, some of the outfits were outrageous and some quite sexy. They were also right that this was not a Hollywood party but being a man who appreciates sexy in all types of women I was quite intrigued by the scene. Most of the night I people watched while sipping on my one glass of wine (I was the designated driver) while my wife and her buddy were busy getting quite buzzed on the wine and champagne that flowed freely from the open bar. The alcohol opened up their inner cattiness and the gossip started to flow freely too. The thing was, there gossip seemed centered on two women that were there, two co-workers of Sally and ex co-workers of my wife named Liz and Maedra.
The story here is basically this, when all the women worked together Liz worked in the same position as my wife but in a different department and they did not get along. Maedra and Sally also were in the same position but different departments and they did not get along either. Liz hated Shelley, Maedra hated Sally and the feelings were quite mutual. The funny thing is that whenever the four talked while mingling at the wedding the conversation was quite polite but the tension was there and the more alcohol that was consumed and the more the crowd thinned out the tenser it seemed to get. Snide remarks replaced politeness a few times and finally after the bride and groom had left with maybe 10 or so guests remaining things really started to boil over. Shelley asked me to check on Sally while she went to the bathroom and I walked up on Liz and Maedra standing with Sally having a conversation about work vacations. Liz wanted a certain week off but Sally was already off that week and she asked her to change.
?Come on Sal, you have no plans so why can?t you change.? Maedra asked.
?I do have plans (she didn?t) so I guess you will have to change yours.? Sally said as I settled in at her side.
Liz and Maedra were also in their 40?s and like Sally and Shelley they were your typical everyday women. They were not as pretty as my two escorts but everything else was similar. Liz stands about 5?4 and is a curvy BBW with smaller tits than my wife. She has short straight blondish red hair and was dressed as a genie in an outfit that may have shown more skin than it needed to. The costume had a small red top that showed off her belly with pink see thru bottoms and her bare feet had red colored toes. Maedra is about her height but a little thinner than the other women. She has bleach blonde short straight hair and was dressed like a naughty nurse. Although she is a little flat chested compared to the other women the sexiness of her costume helped her appeal as she had the white nurse?s cap, short white nurse?s dress and black fishnet thigh high nylons and white shoes that hid her sexy red toes. I could tell Liz was really unhappy with Sally but nothing else was said until Sally and I turned to go find Shelley.
?What a little fucking troll bitch.? Liz said loudly to Maedra.
I heard but kept walking but the alcohol made Sally a little feistier than normal as she turned on a dime and asked,? What did you say bitch??
?You heard me you little senior citizen slut.? Liz sternly shot back.
?Fuck off, that is my vacation time and I am keeping it.? Sally replied in a similar tone.
?Fine you little whore bag but watch your back!? Liz said in a threatening tone.
I have to admit I was getting kind of juiced from this, I figured a catfight was not going to happen but all of this argument would make for a good fantasy some other time for me. I knew Shelley would want me to usher Sally away from this situation but the older Sally had quite a temper when drunk so she stepped back towards Liz and said, ?You think I am afraid of you, you fat piece of white trash??
?You should be you stupid little cunt.? Liz snarled as she stepped up into Sally?s face. I couldn?t believe my ears as these seemingly average everyday women were using language that might make a sailor cringe. The crowd in the backyard heard this argument and slowly gathered around wondering what might happen next and just when I thought maybe I would see at least the beginning of a catfight I heard a voice from the crowd.
?What is going on here?? Shelley asked as she walked up next to her friend. I figured she was going to shuffle Sally away quickly as Shelley and Sally are not what you would call fighters. In fact they are very non-confrontational people all together and my wife especially turned her nose up at people who fought, not seemingly being into it at all. I just knew it was over but whether it was the full moon on Halloween, her loyalty to her friend, her hatred of Liz or the half bottle of wine she drank; it wasn?t over at all.
?Stay out of this you cow titted whore. This is between me and the little gypsy skank.? Liz said before turning back towards Sally and put her finger about an inch from her nose exclaiming, ?Watch that mouth whore before I slap it shut.?
Liz was bigger than Sally and quite a bully but Sally was drunk and pissed as she slapped Liz?s finger away,?Keep those paws to yourself bitch. Just go home to that husband of yours and?wait a minute.. That?s right he wised up and left your fat ass.? That was a very sore subject for Liz and she responded with a stinging slap across Sally?s face knocking her glasses to the ground. I was in shock as were the rest of the guests still on hand. Sally rubbed her beet red cheek as Shelley checked on her friend.
?What the fuck bitch?? Shelley screamed at Liz.
?Stay out of this cunt. This is between Sally and me.? Liz screamed back.
?I am the one who told her to keep her vacation because you and your bitch of a crony there treat her like shit all of the time. Leave it be bitch.? Shelley yelled back as she stepped between Liz and Sally as Sally regained her senses I couldn?t believe my eyes and ears as my sexy wife stood up to Liz. I thought that might be the end of it but Liz was itching to fight and truth be told this was even better as she hates Shelley much more than she ever has Sally but would my wife fight? I doubted it but never underestimate the powers of a full moon, protectiveness, hatred and wine.
?Fine cunt, I would rather kick your ass anyway.? Liz snarled as she shoved my pretty cowgirl with both hands causing her to stumble back into Sally.
?This isn?t Jerry Springer you low class whore, I am not going to fight you.? Shelley said in a condescending tone.
?What?s the matter, afraid your man will see a real woman kick your lard ass,? Liz laughingly said as she stepped right back into Shelley?s face. Shelley stood still, I knew she was steaming but she was not a fighter as I said. The two women stared as people watched in anticipation of this rivalry blowing sky high but Shelley was steadfast in her convictions not to fight. Liz was furious and her hatred for her ex work rival was boiling to the surface as she finally spoke, interrupting the stare down,? What a coward little bitch you both are. Dalton sweetie, want to come home with a real woman tonight?? she said as she turned in my direction.
?Go home you fat pathetic pig!? Shelley said as she now stepped between me and Liz.
?Fuck you bitch, you are not my boss.? Liz yelled, this time giving Shelley a sharp smack across her left cheek before again pushing my wife who now stumbled to her backside as Liz looked on. I scrambled to my wife?s side as she rubbed on her red cheek, me on her left and Sally on her right.
?Get out of here you crazy bitch!? Sally screamed!
?Come on, those little whores aren?t worth it.? Maedra said to Liz as Liz stood staring at Shelley who we helped to her feet.
Little did we know as we helped her up, Shelley?s temper had snapped, taken all that it could and as Liz turned and walked towards the house with Maedra; my beautiful cowgirl kicked off her sexy blue pumps and stepped forward yelling, ?Where are you going skank??